this kid is so annoying about the pledge of allegiance holyshit every morning before it starts he just rambles loudly about how hes gonna STAND UP AND SAY THE PLEDGE because hes a REAL AMERICAN and then calls everyone else communists and says MURRICA. bro chill.
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one
its physically emotionally spiritually literally impossible to hate drake anymore