this kid is so annoying about the pledge of allegiance holyshit every morning before it starts he just rambles loudly about how hes gonna STAND UP AND SAY THE PLEDGE because hes a REAL AMERICAN and then calls everyone else communists and says MURRICA. bro chill.

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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I Try by Macy Gray on this cold wednesday morning

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

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meteor-falls:

Pacifidlog Town, Hoenn Region

meteor-falls:

Pacifidlog Town, Hoenn Region

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usulal-din:

its physically emotionally spiritually literally impossible to hate drake anymore

usulal-din:

its physically emotionally spiritually literally impossible to hate drake anymore

(via interneturl)

i have no idea what most of you are talking about ever wtf

gonna call it quits on the homework and go watch porn until i fall asleep bye children

THEME BY CYBERSITY